Someone say Chinatown...

Another really random night...i find myself on a friday night 10pm standing in front of the mineral water section with S discussing which is the best mineral water in town....we deliberated over the cost of water, which water taste better and how tap water here taste like my puke after 6 shots of vodka. Trust me, I know.

So there we were discussing the final details of our water drinking habits and whether the size of the bottle matters when E calls and says "What ya doing guys?" And I said "Checking out the mineral water section." And he cracks up. Because who wouldn, that is after all the lamest thing two girls can do on a friday night.

So after we got him to carry 24 bottles of mineral water to my room, we went over to the all- asian frat party. We were basically looking for the house with alot of asian people outside. It could be a gambling den for all we knew. We finally hit the house with the skinny girls, straight black hair and eye-liner eyes. And the guys who had spiky dragon-ball hair and one ear studs. Such a crack up. Its funny when you are in another country looking for your own race. Kinda feels like baby zebras looking for mama zebras in a herd of goats. '

What's funnier is when asian people go to an asian party and exclaim, "whao there are so many asian people here." What were you expecting, romanian clowns?

So we danced for a while in the oven of a room and got shoved in and packed when the police came around and we all had to cramp in.

But the best part of the night was still when E and I sat at the entrance and played the "would you sleep with him/her/it game?" It kinda went like...

E: How about him..yeah the short guy in the glasses
Me: NOOOOOO!! Comeon, even my brother looks hotter than that. How about the girl in the red skirt.
E: Are you kidding, thats a face my mum would love. How about first guy on the stairwell?
Me: No way. in fact, no to that, and that, and ...actually...no to everyone in the stairwell. And on the ledge. That guy looks pretty decent....no wait...thats disgusting, he's wearing visors...thats a no....no...no...no...no...you know what Eddie, there are no decent looking guys in penn.
E: That girl looks kinda cute......from far. Like really far.

That was one hell of a superficial night. But you know what, we were at a frat party, it was 1am, i have one stuffed up nose with a flooded depressurized nasal cavity and people there were dressed up to be judged. So I'll let that one slip for the night. And tomorrow i'll wake up and tell you that beauty is only skin deep.