The Epitome of High Culture - The Diarrhea Song

There are four types of people in the world.

Those that get drunk, all the time.

Those that look after people who get drunk, all the time.

Those that do an equal amount of both.

And those that don't drink.


And now, a drinking song, from the US.

When you're slidin' into first
and your pants are 'bout to burst
Diarrhea, (Pfff. Pfff)
Diarrhea

When you're slidin' into second
And you need a disinfectant
Diarrhea, (Pfff. Pfff)
Diarrhea

When you're slindin' into third
And you drop a wet turd
Diarrhea, (Pfff. Pfff)
Diarrhea

When you're slidin' into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea, (Pfff. Pfff)
Diarrhea

It's easy to tell what's on my mind these days eh.