Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Relationships

First year together, the boy tells the girl, "It's not that I don't wanna marry you, I just don't have the money."

Fifth year together, boy tells girl, "It's not that I don't have the money, I just don't wanna marry you."


While walking back from salsa class,

Me: Salsa is like a biblical relationship, the man leads and the woman pretends to follow.
Nigel: What? The woman pretends?

2 comments:

dyseluxon said...

Apparently every year on Valentine's Day there're heaps of ppl proposing at the Moonlight Cinemas at the Botanical Gardens, and there's ALWAYS couples who break up. *wriggles brows* And if you're lucky, you get to catch the spectacle.

So next year, it's a date, you and me, Moonlight Cinemas, couple-watching *wink* ehehe

Chorizo said...

hahaha!!oooohhhhh...sounds like a plan! why do couples break up at moonlight cinema? cuz the girl doesn't like the movie? or thinks that its beneath her to be watching a movie outdoors? haha....

i was at a family korean restaurant this vday and i saw a very angry couple..the woman angry cuz the guy brought her to a family restaurant instead of a romantic restaurant..