I was at a friend's birthday party last night when i turn to my Swedish friend and told him he looks familiar, like my friend Parky, in a very Hitler kind of way.
Yeah cause' my ediquette book taught me the best way to keep friends is tell them they remind me of Hitler.
Everyone in the one metre radius around me was flabbergasted. There was a moment of silence. My friend looked half amused and half in pain.
I tried telling him that he looks like Hitler in a good way.
That didn't help things.
I won't hold it against him if the entire Swedish community stop talking to me forever.
Gosh i'm a social suicide case.